talipon karat ?

teringat zaman kanak-kanak dulu

masa kecik-kecik..

main umah-umah..

ade mak..ade ayah..ade anak..

ade pondok kecik..

ade talipon...

dulu kecik2 mana mampu nk beli handphone

sebab tu wat sendiri

guna 2 tin susu kosong..gan tali

tebok lubang kat tengah dua2 tin tu guna paku..

pastu ikat la tali tu..

dah siap talipon paling canggih zaman dulu

pastu pura2 kunun nye ngah cakap tipon
padahal dekat je jaraknye..

sebab tu la leh dengar orang seberang sana cakap ape..haha

budak-budak....

beza nye ngan zaman sekarang..

budak kecik baru tadika pun dah ade handphone sendiri
maka lenyaplah talipon karat itu ditelan zaman.

nape orang takot juruaudit?

aku pun sama...haha

debar...debar...debar

hari jumaat !

dapat emel...dapat surat..
"Auditan Perjawatan"

dalam surat dia kata nak datang hari isnin..

ape lagi aku pun kelam kabut la

baca senarai dokumen yang patut ada..tapi aku satu pun xde..haha

pinjam format kat kawan,

esoknye dah cuti..mesti xsempat siapkan

ingat nak balik wat kat umah mak
tapi hampeh..

laptop tu lak window 2003..dah xleh bukak file lak..cett
sume perancangan tergendala

hari ahad !

terpaksa datang opis

bawak moto lelaju..sebenarnye ngah lumbe gan sorang mamat ni..
sampai depan jpj..ayakk ade roadblock..

abg jpj tu angkat bendera merah "berhenti..berhenti.."

aku ngah laju..brek pun berhenti jauh je..
dalam hati pikir "mesti kena saman dah ni"
abg jpj tu mai kat aku.." lesen gan ic"
aku pun bagi la kat dia..

" lain kali jangan laju sangat"..seyes je muka dia
"maaf encik" sambil aku wat muka seposen
fuhh...nasib baik xkena saman.

warghhhh....

kul 10 pagi dah smpai opis..

sunyi sepi............................
kunci pintu siap-siap

kang apa2 jadi..aku dah la xde seni mempertahankan diri !

wat keje tu...pokes..

tup..tup..dah kul 1 lebih..

perot mula la krok..krek..
gi selongkar kabinet..ade biskut..

buka peti ais..ade air kutak..
haha...

(penyelamat aku)

sambung wat keje smpai kul 5ptg
kepala mula berdenyut satu bahagian...

MIGRAIN !!
tapi xsiap lagi...lantak lah..

hari isnin !!

pagi-pagi lagi dah ngadap pc
siap gak menatang tu..

(menatang yang wat aku kene keje hari ahad)

kul 2 ptg..tunggu punya tunggu..batang idong dia pun xnmpak
smpai kul 5..ade call~~silap tarikh...dia nak datang hari jumaat la !
slow talk gan dia..ok dia datang esok !

hari selasa !

alamak lupa lak bos meeting hari ni..

tangguh lagi.....

hari rabu !

hari ini..

siap sedia..

juruaudit datang..

check itu..check ini..

ade interview skit..

jawab itu ini....setel...

fuhh...lega..!

soklan pelik melik

xtau nk wat ape..
mula godek2 site..
tetiba jumpe mende ni..
aku pun try la jawab soklan ape ntah ni

READY.. GET SET.. GO..

50 Random Questions

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

Kat opis

2. Who are you in love with?

Love is cinta ke?

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Belum lagi

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Ada..A4 PAPER kaler pink ni

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

4 hari yang lalu

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

Tidak

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

Tidak

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

Pikir sebentar

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

Dah sebulan lebih x gi tgk

10. Are you hot?

Saya cool

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Teh Tarik Ais

12. What are you wearing right now?

Baju kurung

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

Selalu cuci kete kontrol je

14. Last food that you ate?

Mee goreng masa bekpes td

15. Where were you last week at this time?

Opis jugak

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Tidak..blom gaji

17. When is the last time you ran?

Semalam..masa cerek air berbunyi

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

Ninja Worrior.. sukan gak kan?

19. What is your favorite animal?

Tidak suka haiwan

20. Your dream vacation?

Pulau Bali

21. Last person's house you were in?

Umah abah

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Apa ya?

23. Have you been in love?

Tgk jawapan no.2 ya

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yup

25. Last play you saw?

Lupa

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Erkk..

27. What are your plans for tonight?

maybe 3G

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

Last comment status myspace TUQU : "SAMPAH = SENI"

29. Next trip you are going to take?

Ntah la xde plan ape lg

30. Ever go to camp?

Tidak pernah

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

Apa ya?

32. What do you want to know about the future?

Xnak tau nnt xsurprise dah

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

DESIGNER COLLECTION for her

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

Tidak

35. Where is your best friend?

Dah lama xjumpe..mungkin di rumahnye

36. How is your best friend?

Xde brita

37. Do you have a fan?

fan? wtf = wa tak femes

38. What are you listening to right now?

Lagu Imran ajmain - ghaibmu

39. Do you collect anything?

Yup, keychain

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

Kawanku sendiri :P

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

Ya..masa langgar lampu isyarat :))

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Penah

43. What does your last text message say?

Lupa

44. Do you like hot sauce?

Ermmm...ya

45. Last time you took a shower?

Pagi tadi

46. Do you need to do laundry?

Tidak

47. What is your heritage?

Kad ATM yg isinye kosong

48. Are you someone's best friend?

Mungkin

49. Are you rich?

Saya miskin, idop atas belas ihsan org tua

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Depan tv..br lepas tgk cite 'jgn tdo lagi'

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setelah penat lelah perah otak..
akhirnya siap gak jawab soklan yg pelik ni..
klau korang pun minat nk jawab sila-sila >_<

post tertunggak~

2010

tahun baru...

azam baru...

pemikiran baru..

azam aku :

~ simpan DUIT banyak-banyak

~ beli MOTOKAR

(xleh azam byk2 nanti x tercapai lak ~~)

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